There wasn’t wifi on my flights to New York so, instead of being able to update my travel status real-time through social media, I decided to keep a running log of all the things I would have said if I were able to post updates, along with other thoughts and observations. Here they are.
*Status updates are denoted by quotations.
6:05am PST Flight begins boarding.
6:15am PST “I have a sneaking suspicion this flight won’t be offering inflight wifi.”
6:16am PST “I’m convinced this flight will not have wifi.”
6:17am PST “I knew it. No wifi.”
6:35am PST Flight takes off.
6:36am PST “Goodbye Spokane” I even took pictures with my phone. While it was on airplane mode. Speaking of which, when are we going to get over this whole turning off electronic devices while taking off? Did they make people turn off their Disc-Mans 15 years ago? Disc-Man, haha.
Edit: My wife told me that, yes, they did make people turn off their Disc-Mans. So weird.